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Calm Down Karen Salty Almonds for Karens, Funny Gag Gift for Women, Hilarious Snack Gift for Karen Lovers, Salty Nut Treat, Playful Food Gift, Sarcastic Edible Joke for Adults

Brand: Gears Out
  • Calm Down Karen is the snack-sized intervention every high-drama day needs. Perfect for birthdays, gag gift exchanges, or just surviving the next meltdown over lukewarm coffee, slow Wi-Fi, or a minor parking lot dispute. Give her a snack that says, “Maybe take a breath before demanding the manager.”
  • Crunchy, bold, and salted just right, these almonds are the snack equivalent of a deep breath - minus the drama and the group texts demanding change. Calm Down Karen turns snack time into a mini therapy session without the eye rolls or lecture notes.
  • Whether she’s a full-time Karen or just dabbling in high-strung energy today, this hilarious edible gift brings the humor, the salt, and the crunch she really needs. It’s perfect for those moments when only almonds (and maybe duct tape) can save the day.
  • Calm Down Karen is a guaranteed laugh at any gift exchange, especially when someone "kindly" points it across the room. Great for office parties, family gatherings, or anytime you need a snack that says, “We love you, but also... please relax.”
  • Proudly roasted, packed, and sealed right here in the USA, Uncle Frank’s delivers premium almonds with serious flavor and even more attitude. Because strong opinions deserve strong snacks - and so do the people barely surviving Karen encounters.
Brand: Gears Out
Manufacturer: Gears Out
Part Number: 6FJJRBN
Flavor: Almonds for Karens
Isin: IZWHVGI5IIO0

$34.01

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Calm Down Karen Salty Almonds for Karens, Funny Gag Gift for Women, Hilarious Snack Gift for Karen Lovers, Salty Nut Treat, Playful Food Gift, Sarcastic Edible Joke for Adults

Calm Down Karen Salty Almonds for Karens, Funny Gag Gift for Women, Hilarious...

$34.01

There’s a Karen moment... and then there’s a Calm Down Karen moment. You know the look — the dramatic sighs, the arms crossed in frustration, the low growl when the barista spells her name wrong for the third time. Maybe she’s already plotting her next “Can I speak to the manager?” monologue or aggressively typing her manifesto on Facebook about the injustice of soggy fries. One thing is clear: she needs snacks - not speeches. Calm Down Karen Roasted Almonds is the ultimate funny gag gift for women who love a good snack, a solid meltdown, and an even better eye roll.

Inside the pouch: premium roasted almonds, salted just right for a bold, satisfying crunch that hits harder than passive-aggressive customer service emails. Outside the pouch: a hilarious label that says what everyone else is thinking - sit down, grab a snack, and breathe before you file a formal complaint. Whether she’s launching a full-blown coffee shop protest or passionately debating HOA lawn care policies, Calm Down Karen delivers salty satisfaction exactly when words just are not enough.

Perfect for gag gifts for women, funny food gifts for adults, sarcastic edible presents, Karen joke gifts, white elephant exchanges, birthday pranks, and anytime someone needs a gentle nudge to snack it out instead of stress it out. Great for office gift exchanges, sassy best friends, or your favorite chaos coordinator who keeps the world spinning and the Wi-Fi passwords safe.

Every pouch of Calm Down Karen is proudly roasted, packed, and sealed in the USA by Uncle Frank’s, delivering premium quality and full-on snack therapy in every crunchy handful. Because sometimes you just need nuts, not noise - and a reminder that everything gets better once snacks are involved.

 

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