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LimaLima Funny Birthday Card For Him Her Men & Women Dying Young Joke 30th 40th 50th 60th

Brand: LimaLima
  • SUPER HIGH QUALITY 🎉 Printed on premium 300gsm card for a solid, smooth feel, this hilarious birthday card is A5 when folded—perfect size for writing your own message. It’s blank inside, giving you full freedom to be sweet, sassy, or totally savage. Comes with a fun coloured envelope to match the mood. A great choice for a birthday card for dad, birthday card for her, or funny birthday cards for men and women.
  • VINTAGE LOOK, MODERN HUMOUR 📾 Featuring a retro black-and-white photo of an older couple giving the thumbs up, this funny birthday card delivers a cheeky message: “You can cross 'dying young' off your list of stuff to worry about.” It’s a perfect blend of old-school charm and today’s humour—ideal as a 50th birthday card for him or 60th birthday card for anyone who loves a good laugh.
  • THE PERFECT AGE JOKE 🎂 This card hits the sweet spot between teasing and funny. Whether you're shopping for a 30th birthday card, 40th birthday card, or 50th birthday gifts for women, it’s a playful way to poke fun at ageing without going too far. Great for friends, family, or coworkers who aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves.
  • FOR HIM, HER & EVERYONE ELSE 🎁 Looking for a birthday card for boyfriend, sister birthday card, birthday card for wife, or just a solid best friend birthday card? This one works across the board. The humour’s light, the message is memorable, and the design is eye-catching. A great pick for anyone with a sense of humour.
  • ACTUALLY FUNNY 😂 If you’re tired of the same old cheesy lines, this card is a breath of fresh air. Whether you need funny birthday cards for women, funny birthday cards for men, or a happy birthday card for him that’ll get a real laugh, this one stands out from the pack.
Brand: LimaLima
Color: Black, White
Manufacturer: LimaLima
Part Number: 4RLNJN8
Isin: ISMMXDMF9ZJS

$19.05

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LimaLima Funny Birthday Card For Him Her Men & Women Dying Young Joke 30th 40th 50th 60th

LimaLima Funny Birthday Card For Him Her Men & Women Dying Young Joke 30th 40...

$19.05

Getting older isn’t always fun—but laughing about it definitely is. This funny birthday card says what we’re all thinking: “You can cross ‘dying young’ off your list of stuff to worry about.” It’s cheeky, a little dark, and totally hilarious. Featuring a retro black-and-white photo of an older couple giving the thumbs up, this card is the perfect mix of vintage charm and modern sarcasm. A great pick for a birthday card for dad, a birthday card for him, or a birthday card for her with a sense of humour. Whether it’s for your mate turning 30, your mum hitting 60, or a solid 50th birthday card for someone who’s still pretending to be 29, this one’s going to get a genuine laugh. The card is A5 when folded, printed on high-quality card, and blank inside—so you can keep the joke going or switch it up with something more heartfelt. It also comes with a coloured envelope to add a little extra flair to the fun. Perfect for milestone celebrations, it works as a 40th birthday card, a 60th birthday card, or even part of a thoughtful (but funny) 50th birthday gift for men or women. Whether you're after a dad card, a sister birthday card, or a best friend birthday card, this one brings the laughs without trying too hard. If you're looking for funny birthday cards for men, funny birthday cards for women, or just a birthday card funny enough to be remembered long after the cake’s gone, this is it. A light-hearted roast in card form—and let’s be honest, what better gift is there?

 

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